It's totally in the Bible, right?
Or is it more like this?
I know, I know. You've heard it before.
There you go, friends. Even recycling the broccoli and asparagus rubber bands!
I will virtually "high five" you on your 80th trip to the bathroom.
Because despite what Billy Madison says, peeing your pants is NOT the coolest!
....being properly hydrated enough to actually pee your pants....
That's where I live.